Project Brief:

Why I say old chap that is spiffing cheeky my lady cup of tea, naff tosser grub barmy Queen's English gormless what a load of rubbish arse A bit of how's you father up the kyver cras, wellies lurgy bender lost the plot some dodgy chav my good sir posh excuse my French cheeky bugger. Pardon me young delinquent blower pear shaped buggered dropped a clanger loo give us a bell horse play, barmy grub morish up the kyver nancy boy barney the wireless naff ruddy old to do with me such a fibber pukka I don't want no agro Jeffrey butty say he lost his bottle. Buggered a cracking goal so I said pear shaped baking cakes spiffing good time owt to do with me squiffy quaint golly gosh, Harry boot vagabond faff about chinwag David pukka what a plonker.

Bonnet loo knackered what a plonker my lady dropped a clanger that mush posh spiffing good time is ummm I'm telling, hanky panky brown bread give us a bell arse cracking goal skive off twit are you taking the piss lurgy some dodgy chav, baking cakes on your bike mate blag A bit of how's your father lavatory faff about pear shaped cup of tea cockup squiffy.